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Text 23 May 126,630 notes

The idea that people had sex before the 20th century really freaks me out. Like George Washington probably got a blow job and that makes me uncomfortable.

via Madame Moof..

Video 22 May 48,337 notes

Best Vines of May 2013 (Part 1)

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via he mixed you a drink, now you mix him a tape..

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dont make me pack i dont want it how pack

Video 22 May 6,332 notes

let-them-eat-vag:

I love this movie with every fiber of my being

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via The Conservation of Synergy.

Quote 22 May 29,809 notes

Women are afraid of meeting a serial killer. Men are afraid of meeting someone fat.

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When Strangers Click, a 2011 documentary about online dating.

It reminds me of that famous Margaret Atwood quote: “Men are afraid that women will laugh at them. Women are afraid that men will kill them.” It also reminds me of something written by one of the mods of Sex Worker Problems: “Misandry irritates. Misogyny kills.” (via tealeafprincess)

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via The Dank Lord of Mordor.

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